You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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