I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
