there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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