oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just tell him i said nine months
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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