Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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