quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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