Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
