Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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