Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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