I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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