i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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