you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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