I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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