There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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