You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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