I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
