I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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