Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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