guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
