I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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