im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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