Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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