margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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