you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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