trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
