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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

(901): View more from Tennessee

no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with

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(206): View more from Washington

You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.

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(770): View more from Georgia

theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl

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(443): View more from Maryland

Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?

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(613): View more from Ontario

Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.

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(863): View more from Florida

ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.

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