sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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