This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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