He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
my nose is crying tears of wow.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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