You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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