Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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