2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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