i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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