Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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