Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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