also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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