Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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