she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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