there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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