You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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