No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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