We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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