Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she looked like the before picture.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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