Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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