The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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