Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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