why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I could fuck to npr.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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