Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Enjoy the penises
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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