Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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