my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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